Saturday, May 29, 2010

Fuck cardboard pinatas

The doucebags that make pinatas out of cardboard should be taken out and shot. You can't break these things with a metal ballbat. Instead, the candy inside gets pulverized into sugar dust and by the time Dad wises up and tears the thing open, all of the little kids are crying because they don't get any candy.
Cardboard pinata makers are assholes.
Fuck that shit.