Sunday, August 8, 2010

Does anyone ever sell anything besides pussy on Craigslist?

I've been trying to sell some good stuff on Craigslist for the last month...... I had one guy call and offer me half what I was asking, but I had to make a 3 hour trip to deliver it to him! Thats a scam, by the way. If you make the trip it indicates to the buyer that you're dying to get rid of it, so he offers you pennies on the dollar once you're standing there face-to-face having invested half of your day getting rid of the thing!
The next guy calls me and makes a good offer but says "I have a bunch of really good computer equipment that I'd like to trade" -- I told him I don't need any, and he said he'd be there in an hour to get the thing for his cash offer. He never showed up. Evidently he has some stolen computer stuff that he's trying to launder.
So anyhow, does anyone ever sell anything besides pussy on Craigslist?
Fuck this shit!

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Fuck cardboard pinatas

The doucebags that make pinatas out of cardboard should be taken out and shot. You can't break these things with a metal ballbat. Instead, the candy inside gets pulverized into sugar dust and by the time Dad wises up and tears the thing open, all of the little kids are crying because they don't get any candy.
Cardboard pinata makers are assholes.
Fuck that shit.